Drawing

2009-08-25T21:34:00.000-07:00

Drawing is fun. You should try it yourself sometime.
Also, this drawing is open to your interpretation.

Guidelines

2007-11-02T18:48:00.000-07:00

Here is the space where I would type, letter by letter, the rules of my blog. However, if I were to set rules for myself, I would most likely end up breaking them. Therefore, I will not establish rules. I will set rough "guidelines" for me to follow. This way, if I do not end up following my rules, I will not have some pesky reader complaining that I broke some "previously stated rule." By the way, if that's you, don't be that guy. . . nobody likes him. Anyway, here are my guidelines.

My Guidelines

I will not rant.

I will not use acronyms as if I were writing on an instant messaging system. Don't be lazy, it's hard to read. However, if I'm low on tyme i jst may, but DQMOT, abriv8.*

I will write a good word from Steven Colbert once per post unless I forget or stop this tradition. By the way, Steven Colbert is one cool dude.

I will write random things on this blog because it is a smorgasbord. These things include quotes, Steven Colbert, funny things to share, rants, stories, acronyms, pictures or pics if I'm short on time, and anything else that comes out of my mind.

I will add to this collection of posts at least once per week.

I may forget to post and therefore please ignore the previous rule.

These are my guidelines. Now, as my reader, you too will have to follow some guidelines.

Your Guidelines

If I, as a reader, express any emotional reaction to this blog, I will either mail or deliver a large sum of money or valuables to the writer of the post.**

I, as a reader, will follow the first rule.

Enjoy, and thanks for reading!

*Translation: However, if I am running low on time, I just may, but don't quote me on this, abbriviate.

**Make checks payable to my foundation: Caring Always Stopped Hobos or "CASH" for short.

Alex's Smorgasbord

Drawing

Guidelines